2.0

for the real joke update see Java Edition 2.0

2.0 is the next big update for Minecraft after either 1.9 or 1.10.

Additions

Blocks and Items

Ores

Ruby Ore

Sapphire Ore

Topaz Ore

Amethyst Ore

Tellurium Ore

Platinum Ore

Tin Ore

Copper Ore

Silver Ore

Mineral Blocks

Ruby Block

Sapphire Block

Topaz Block

Amethyst Block

Block of Tellurium

Block of Platinum

Tin Block

Block of Copper

Block of Silver

Block of Concrete

Block of Flint

Growth shrine: grows every block or plant 2.5 times faster within a 5-block radius.

Explosives

Atomic Bomb

C4

Nuke

Super tnt

Missle

Cluster Bomb

Grenade(Throwable)

Bazooka

Mobs

Passive

Squirrel

Penguin

Chickadee

Robin

Cardnal

Sparrow

Zebra

Wildebeest

Pink Wither

Neutral

Fox

Turkey

Bear

Tiger

Lion

Leopard

Liger

Goat

Bull

Eagle

Falcon

Golden Golem

Polar Bear

Hostile

Cockroach

Demon

Rogue Villager

Demonic Cow

Demonic Chicken

Demonic Pig

Demonic Sheep

Demonic Wolf

Demonic Horse

Demonic Mooshroom

Every Single Animal in the world

Utility

Coal Golem

Lava golem

Stone golem

Glass golem

Ender golem

Redstone Golem

Lapis Lazuli Golem

Gold Golem

Diamond Golem

Emerald Golem

Osidian Golem

Ice Golem

Netherrack Golem

Bedrock Golem(Creative only)

Fan made Updates (template)

1.0-1.12: Minecraft 1.3 - Moar Mobz Edition | Minecraft 1.8.2 | 1.10 (fanon) | 1.11 | 1.12 | 1.12 - The Tropical Update | Supremo update/actualizacion suprema minecraft 1.12 | Minecraft 1.12 (The Creative Update) 1.13: 1.13 | 1.13- The Travellers update | 1.13- The Superb Update | 1.13: The MEGA update | 1.13 "Mo' Mobs Update" | Minecraft 1.13 : The Big World Update | Minecraft 1.13.1 1.14: Minecraft 1.14 | 1.14 Minecraft update | 1.14 The Alive Update | The Realistic Update : 1.14 | 1.14 "Lotso Mobs Update" | 1.14 "Yummy Stuff Update" 1.15: 1.15 "Combat Update" | 1.15 Archery Update | 1.15 Infinity Update | 1.15:the Mythic Update | 1.15 "The Future Update" | 1.15 "Modern Day Update" | 1.15 - Update Castle | 1.15 "New World Update" | 1.15.2 | Minecraft 1.15 (The Game Changing Update) | Minecraft 1.15: Creature Update | Minecraft 1.15: Update for Everyone 1.16: 1.16 - Nether Update | 1.16 "The Forest Update" | 1.16 "Robotics Update" | Minecraft 1.16: Early Days Update 1.17: Minecraft 1.17.1 | 1.17 "Emperor Update" | Java Edition 1.17: Caves & Cliffs (With ideas) | 1.17 - More Structures | 1.17: mobs update | 1.17- World Explorers | 1.17 "Furniture Update" | 1.17 "Adventurer's Update" | 1.17- The Mountain Update | 1.17 "Vampirecraft Update" | 1.17 The Food Update | 1.17 "Animals Update" | Minecraft 1.17: Builder's Update | Minecraft 1.17: End Update | Minecraft 1.17: New Horizons | Minecraft Update 1.17: The Cave Update | Java Edition 1.17 - Caves & Combat Update | Minecraft 1.17: Nether Update Part II (21w13+) Minecraft 1.17.2 1.18-1.19: 1.18 - "The Battle Update" | 1.18 "combat update" | 1.18 "Horror Update" | Java Edition 1.18: The Farming & Food Update | Java Edition 1.18: Frogs 'n' Freights | Minecraft 1.18: Scary Skeleton Update | Minecraft 1.18: Cave Update | 1.18- The Swamp Update | Minecraft 1.18: End Update | 1.18: Savannah Update | 1.19 | 1.19 Physics Update (Kinetics and Properties) | 1.19 Physics Update | 1.19 (Stranger Danger Update) | 1.19- The Savanna Update | Minecraft 1.19: The Weather n’ Nature Update | 1.19: Combat, Enchanting, Adventure! | Java Edition 1.19: End Update | 1.19: Over The Moon Update | Minecraft 1.19: Coming of Age Update Part I 1.20-1.24: 1.20: A New World (24w34 Snapshots) | 1.20: "Update Ahoy!" | 1.20 The Superheroes Update | 1.20 "Botanical Update" | 1.20 "The End?" | 1.20- The End Update | 1.20 The Glorious Update (1.20.1 The AI Update) | Minecraft 1.20: Village and Pillage II | Minecraft 1.21: The Seas & Sands Update | 1.21: The Lights, Camera, Action! Update | 1.21 "Substance Update" (1.21.2 "Redstone Remake") | Java Edition 1.21: The Burnt Update | 1.21 The Ancient Update | 1.21- The Desert Update | Minecraft 1.21: New Modes | 1.21: The Crystal Update | Java Edition 1.21: The Shadow Update (1.22 Error Update) | 1.22: The Multiverse Update | 1.22 "Mining and Fighting" Update | Java Edition 1.22: The Mythical update | 1.22- The Badlands Update | Minecraft 1.22: The End Update | 1.22 "The Ocean and Orange update" Part 1 | 1.23 "The Ocean and Orange update" Part 2 | 1.23: The Arsenal Update | 1.23 "More Modern Advancement" | Java Edition 1.23: The Summer update | 1.23- The Cave Update | Minecraft 1.23: Nether Update Part II | 1.24 "Lunar Update" | Java Edition 1.24: Redstone & Rice | Minecraft 1.24: The Update that Completely Changed the World | 1.24- The Mythical Update | 1.24 "The Treasure Trove update" | 1.24.5 "The Intentional Update" Far Future 1.24: 1.25 "Chemical Update" | Java Edition 1.25: The Beginning update | Minecraft 1.25: Far Lands Update | 1.25- Update Nautilus | 1.26 "Extreme Force Update" | Java Edition 1.26: The Slime update | Minecraft 1.26: The Temple Update | 1.26- Combat and Dungeons | Minecraft 1.26.5: Acidic Update | 1.27 "Space Update" | Java Edition 1.27: The Jungle Update | 1.27- Rise of the Illagers | Java Edition 1.28: The Mushroom Update | 1.28- The Update that Changed the World Again | 1.29- Seasons and Weather | 1.30 Bird Update | Java Edition 1.31: Quests & Dungeons *tagged as Far Future on article pages 2.0+: 2.0 | Minecraft 2.0 Update (Stevethebarbarian) | Minecraf 2.0-The Everything Update | Minecraft 2.0: The Update for Everything | Minecraft 2.0.0: Caves & Canyons | 2.1 | 2.1.1 | 2.2 (16w24a) | 2.4 | 2.10 fantastical creatures update | Minecraft 2 | Minecraft 2.0 | Minecraft 2: Curse of the Void | Minecraft 2: Simplicity is Key | Minecraft 2.3 - The Transit Update | Minecraft: Mob Mashup! | Minecraft: 2D Quest | Minecraft: 3DS Edition | Minecraft 2.0: The Nostalgia Update | 2.0- Chapter 2 Update | 2.0 - Journey's Beginning (Please note that "sequel games" are to be considered updates) 3.0+: 3.0 - Chapter 3 Update | 3.1 - The Galatis Update Of The Galaxy 4.0+: There's no updates here yet! Unnumbered/Irregular: April Fools 2018 | Asia Update | Decorative Update | Depthlands Update | Desert Update | Minecraft F.1.1 Update: The Structure Update | Minecraft Withered Update | Minecraft: X02 | Mob Voyage | Nature Update | New Mobs and Items + Fake Versions | Pixelmon Update 5.0.5 | The All around the World update | "The Earth Update" | The Exploration Spectacular Update | The Intelligent Mobs Update | The Nether Update | The World Of Colour Update 2 | The Update Aquatic-2nd Wave | The Update Aquatic-Final Wave | Update 1.xx | Void Update | Sweet & salty update Bedrock: Bedrock 1.4 | Bedrock Edition 1.17.0: Caves & Cliffs | Bedrock Edition 1.18.0: Cave Update | Bedrock Edition 1.19.0: End Update | Bedrock Edition 1.21.0: The Shadow Update | Bedrock Edition 1.22.0: Musically Painted Minecraft: Dungeons: Minecraft Dungeons: Flames of the Nether (Fanon) | Minecraft Dungeons: Ominous Ocean | Minecraft Dungeons: Mobile Pass | Minecraft Dungeons: Mobile Pass: Remade |