By Terrarian Pony
Knuckles:" Helloooo wastelanders! It's me Knuckles!"
Crowbar:" And it's Crowbar! Welcome back to..."
Both:" ...TERRARIA RAIDER RADIO!!!"
Knuckles:" Today we have a special guest, the creator of Fallout: Terracraftia..."
Crowbar:" Folks give a big, bloody hand to the guy you all know and love..."
Both:" TERRARIAN PONY!"
[Cue the clapping]
Terrarian:" Thank you, thank you. But please, keep your hands clean."
Knuckles:" It's good to have the man here tonight. I'm glad you came, we just have a few questions."
Crowbar:" Ok, so we've noticed you haven't been doing anything very creative lately."
Terrarian:" I know."
Crowbar:" Can you... ya know, give a legitimate reason why that is?"
Terrarian:" Well Crowbar, as you know, this is my third attempt at trying to create Fallout: Terracraftia. And because of this, I'm running out of usable ideas. Not only that, but I have a step-father who is consistently making me feel useless, and pathetic."
Crowbar:" And how's that feel, man?"
Terrarian:" Like... I just want to dig my own grave."
Knuckles:" I get ya man. I hear you. I might be a raider, but I hear ya."
Crowbar:" Sometimes we feel, like our broadcast isn't getting the attention it deserves, you know what I'm saying? And I can understand, we're raiders, but it don't mean ya'll shouldn't be droppin' the love in here."
Terrarian:" Well, I have an idea for that actually. Maybe something that get people to notice both you two, and to grab attention for the Fallout: Terracraftia series."
Knuckles:" Lay it on me."
Terrarian:" Maybe, you guys should broadcast more often, and I should come onto the radio show more often. And our listeners/readers, can provide new ideas for Fallout: Terracraftia."
Knuckles:" You know what, that is a great idea."
Terrarian:" Cause, you know, it's been a hundred and twenty-four days since Terraria Raider Radio has even been on the air, we need to get this thing running more often. Make it popular to the fans of Fallout: Terracraftia."
Knuckles:" We're gonna do that."
Crowbar:" Yup. And we're gonna show 'em who's boss."
Knuckles:" Yeah, and to you haters out there, you just hope you don't get a proximity mine in your stockings tonight."
Crowbar:" Do you even know what proximity means?"
Knuckles:" Yeah, it's... it's like an area of space between objects, right?"
Terrarian:" Yeah, I have a feeling I should stay away from my stocking."
Knuckles:" Well that's all the time we have today, thank you for listening, and I hope you have a red Christmas..."
Terrarian:" Don't you mean a white Christmas?"
Knuckles:" Nope. I'm Knuckles..."
Crowbar:" And I'm Crowbar..."
Terrarian:" I'm Terrarian...
Knuckles:" Merry Christmas, and we will see you soon on..."
All:" TERRARIA RAIDER RADIO!!!"
'TIL NEXT TIME...