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Act 1[]
> USER: &input 177
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> Welcome to Anon Logs! X and 17 maintain the main-
frame. Please contact them if you have any quest-
ions or bug reports. Thank you!
> And remember: don't abuse the report function, or
tell regular users about this, or we will access
your account and have your subscription revoked.
> Figure out what that means for you. :)
> Please choose a username, or type "d" to use your
Minecraft username.
>
> USER: d
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> mount6 has entered Anon Logs for the first time.
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> Welcome to Anon Logs, mount6!
> SEBERIN: Welcome
> MOUNT6: holy shit this is real
>
> Message not archived! Please do not swear on Anon
Logs.
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> GENESIDE78: welcome
> MOUNT6: ok fine jesus
> SEBERIN: what
> MOUNT6: so does this mean herobrine is real?
>
> Message not archived! Anon Logs blocks messages
referring to common fake Minecraft scams such as
Herobrine, Entity 303, yraniB, and ultiNether.
>
> MOUNT6: ive never heard of ultinether
>
> Message not archived! Anon Logs blocks messages
referring to common fake Minecraft scams such as
Herobrine, Entity 303, yraniB, and ultiNether.
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> MOUNT6: oh yeah shit
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> [Moderator] JasonFries has entered Anon Logs.
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> M JASONFRIES: mount how hard is it to follow the
rules on here jesus
> MOUNT6: oh god a real person
> M JASONFRIES: yeah you probs dont see them much
irl
> SEBERIN: Dude I'm a real person
> M JASONFRIES: roasted
> M JASONFRIES: ha
> MOUNT6: IM STUCK IN MINECRAFT
> M JASONFRIES: join the club buddy we all are
> MOUNT6: wait legit
> SEBERIN: Yup
> M JASONFRIES: what
> MOUNT6: are you fr
> M JASONFRIES: about misunderstanding you or about
being stuck within minecraft
> MOUNT6: minecraft
> M JASONFRIES: yeah we're all in here dude
> MOUNT6: all of you?
> SEBERIN: Yup
> GENESIDE78: yeah
> M JASONFRIES: yeah i just said that
> MOUNT6: why am i trapped in minecraft
> M JASONFRIES: none of us know but we're trying to
figure it out
> M JASONFRIES: with this
> MOUNT6: what is this
> MOUNT6: how does it exist
> SEBERIN: Anon Logs
> M JASONFRIES: ok this is gonna be hard to explain
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> MetroPOS has entered Anon Logs.
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> GENESIDE78: wb
> SEBERIN: Wb
> M JASONFRIES: so you know how it's possible to
program using pictures
> MOUNT6: yeah
> METROPOS: What's up guys
> MOUNT6: wait no
> SEBERIN: Jason's teaching a noob what AL is
> METROPOS: Cool
> M JASONFRIES: basically like if you put in the
right colors it turns into code if you open the
file a different way
> MOUNT6: oh
> GENESIDE78: i dont get it either
> MOUNT6: no that makes sense
> GENESIDE78: oh really
> M JASONFRIES: so you know how you can get differ-
ent colored transparent pixels
> MOUNT6: yeah
> MOUNT6: no
> M JASONFRIES: there's like
> M JASONFRIES: in a pixel you got all these values
for like color and brightness and stuff right
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> MOUNT6: yeah
> M JASONFRIES: well none of that applies when the
pixel is transparent
> M JASONFRIES: cuz it's invisible
> MOUNT6: whats this have to do with anon logs
> M JASONFRIES: i'm getting to that
> MOUNT6: and also why's it called anon logs if you
use a username
> M JASONFRIES: so you can't see any of these values
but they're still in the pixel
> METROPOS: Cuz you don't have to use one
> M JASONFRIES: because it was made on 4chan
> M JASONFRIES: now let me get back to what i was
saying
> M JASONFRIES: so you can't see any of these values
but they're still in the pixel
> MOUNT6: k
> M JASONFRIES: and one of the optifine developers
figured out how to use those values to create code
inside images
> MOUNT6: oh
> METROPOS: There's only one Optifine dev
> M JASONFRIES: that's what you're supposed to think
> MOUNT6: so that code made this?
> M JASONFRIES: yes and no
> M JASONFRIES: someone made a codebase for people
to create stuff like this using the code
> M JASONFRIES: which is called subcode btw
> MOUNT6: got it so why am i stuck in minecraft
> M JASONFRIES: we dont know
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> GENESIDE78: back
> GENESIDE78: wb
> DALEKS2014: Yeet
> M JASONFRIES: but what we do know is that as of
right now the entire internet is frozen
> DALEKS2014: No, we're all stuck in one instant in
time.
> M JASONFRIES: meaning either something super weird
has happened to everyone on the internet, or
time's not passing for us
> M JASONFRIES: yes dal i was getting to that
> MOUNT6: so ive been in mc for the past like
> DALEKS2014: K sry
> MOUNT6: i dont even fuckin know
>
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> MOUNT6: i dont even know
> M JASONFRIES: lol i can see msgs before they get
deleted
> MOUNT6: and i turned a spawner into a command
block just to be able to forward myself to the
internet and join this thing i guess
> M JASONFRIES: didn't have cheats on in your world
i'm guessing
> MOUNT6: even if i did i wouldnt know how to use
them to get here
> MOUNT6: did figure out how to take screenshots tho
> MOUNT6: and i saw this thing, here look
> MOUNT6: &send ./screenshot-316.png
>
> Uploading file "screenshot-316.png".
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> M JASONFRIES: dude
> M JASONFRIES: wait a sec let me call someone
> METROPOS: Jesus
> MOUNT6: did it send
> GENESIDE78: yeah
> MOUNT6: so what's the holdup
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> [Administrator] 17 has entered Anon Logs.
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> MOUNT6: wb
> DALEKS2014: OH DANG IT'S 17!
> GENESIDE78: 17 holy shoot
> METROPOS: 17 hihihihi
> DALEKS2014: EVERYONE BOW DOWN QUICK!
> A 17: That will be enough.
> GENESIDE78: sorry
> MOUNT6: oh youre one of the ones who runs the
chat code
> M JASONFRIES: 17 look up in chat, there's a pic of
tgs
> METROPOS: I can't believe he's actually online at
the same time as meeeee
> A 17: Mount, is this image fake?
> MOUNT6: no
> A 17: This isn't a joking matter. If this is an
edited picture and you're passing it off as legit
I will ban you without hesitation.
> MOUNT6: its real
> DALEKS2014: Sorry 17
> MOUNT6: how would i even fake an image
> A 17: Every hacker and a half has used the same
excuse when accused of hacking.
> MOUNT6: what
> A 17: "But I don't even know HOW to hack! I don't
know how to code!"
> M JASONFRIES: looks legit to me
> MOUNT6: im serious dude i have no clue
> A 17: I'm going to come into your world next time
I get the chance.
> A 17: Get some evidence.
> MOUNT6: you can do that
> METROPOS: Yes
> A 17: Thanks, but I don't need your permission.
> MOUNT6: you can do that?*
> METROPOS: Yes
> A 17: I can do a lot of things.
> MOUNT6: ;)
> MOUNT6: what
> MOUNT6: i didnt send that
> GENESIDE78: Haha
> MOUNT6: Yes I did.
> MOUNT6: wtf
> M JASONFRIES: dude he's sudo'ing you
> MOUNT6: what
> MOUNT6: It means I can make you do anything I
want.
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> MOUNT6: please dont
> A 17: Well, mostly just SAY whatever I want.
> METROPOS: He pranks everyone from time to time
> A 17: Anyway, expect me in your world soon. Bye!
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> DALEKS2014: No wait don't go
> DALEKS2014: And he left.